Description
Opportunity is what we all want. But sometimes it f*cking sucks. And we end up having to deal with every manner of bullsh*t just to take advantage of the moment. That’s what this shirt is about: The Dildo of Opportunity Rarely Arrives Lubed. We live in a hard world and to get what we need, we often have to deal with some real f*cking bullsh*t. Wear this with pride. No matter what the world throws at you, you’ve got this!
You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
